this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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