that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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