cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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