Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
