When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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