Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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