White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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