even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
