It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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