I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
This beer is not sobering me up at all
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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