he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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