You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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