playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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