i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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