Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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