If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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