Your tits are I can't wait for
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
