butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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