Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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