You just made me feel so damn special
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Enjoy the penises
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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