forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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