it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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