is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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