Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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