That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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