Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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