well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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