White coat. Heels.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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