i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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