I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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