At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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