i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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