Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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