fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
