ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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