he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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