someone owes me an orgasm
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Watching her eat just hurts me
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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