Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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