I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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