threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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