Don't you send me to vm
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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