Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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