What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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