some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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