I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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