Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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