it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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