thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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