Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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