shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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